Obama needs your Help NOW!

Emergency Call to Action: Please help Obama find his missing records so he can put to rest the rumors that he is a idiot and not a natural born citizen:

1. Occidental College records -- Missing

2. Columbia College records -- Missing

3. Columbia Thesis paper -- Missing

4. Harvard College records -- Missing

5. Selective Service Registration -- Missing

6. Medical records -- Missing

7. Illinois State Senate schedule -- Missing

8. Your Illinois State Senate records -- Missing

9. Law practice client list -- Missing

10. Certified Copy of original Birth certificate -- Missing

11. Embossed, signed paper Certification of Live Birth -- Missing

12. Record of your baptism -- Missing

Also missing -- articles Obama published as editor of the Harvard Law Review, or as a Professor, uh -- make that lecturer, at the University of Chicago.

Hillary says these records are not in her closet. Where in the world can they be?