The last voice of the free world, reporting to you from deep within a cave somewhere in the Shenandoah Mountains.
In the News:
Hong Kong, stilling desiring freedom, has declared war on America and has surrendered.
As we speak, hoards of nosey government workers are going door to door under the guise of a census and are collecting minutia about every person in this country.
Pelosi has tried to assure the American people that this information will not be used against them, “We in government never use blackmail or coercion or bribes to influence people or to get our way.”
It was hard to tell what she was looking at when she spoke these words, but it always is.
Still Reporting,
Correspondent Ben Grace © 2010
This news service is provided entirely as satire.
“Dark times call for dark humor”
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