Monday, March 15, 2010

Liberty Cave Radio, Transmission No. 9


The last voice of the free world, reporting to you from deep within a cave somewhere in the Shenandoah Mountains.

Written before Obama was elected and we were forced to move into a cave.
If the people of America vote for Obama because of the economy, they will later regret their vote. It will be like in the Victorian era when a lot of people married for money and not love.

Lenin promised to spread the wealth and gave the people national health care and started a lot of new government programs and even made sure that everyone had a job. The people believed him when he told them that he was for the working class man and would take from the rich and give to the poor. His policies like Obama’s policies are only socialistic.

Remember USSR stood for United Socialist Soviet Republic. If Obama gets elected, over two hundred years of capitalism in America will end. America will fall from within like the Soviet Union and we will become a mediocre nation like the rest of the socialistic nations of Europe that we have protected for the last sixty-three years.

When Sweden became socialist, there was a mass exodus of Swedes to America. If Obama is elected there will be no nation on earth where we will be able to go and seek the lost America dream.

The liberal media that hated the Vietnam War and burned the America flag and hated our troops has convinced America to vote for a silver tongued lawyer with a tarnished reputation. A man that attended a radical American hating church for twenty years whose campaign was sent off in the home of a Marxist terrorist and a man who took off his American flag button because he didn’t want to send the wrong message, the wrong message to who, the lying liberal God-hating, American hating media.

The media hates everything about America that made her great and wants to change our history and our heritage and convert this nation to a totalitarian secular humanistic nation where big brother tells us what to think or face retribution.

Let’s look at the consequences if Obama is elected and has a majority in the House and Senate in practice and ideology.


  1. Partial birth abortion will be legal and federal tax dollars will pay for abortion. Doctors will be forced to perform abortions against their will or be forced out of practice. Once again the left talks about tolerance but when they do they mean tolerance only for their views and like the former Soviet Union we will see prisoners of conscience.
  2. Our troops will be disgraced and the liberals will try to placate our enemies. Just think about the guy in school who doesn’t stand up to bullies but tries to buy them off and you will have the right picture. By the way did any one hear about yellow cake in Iraq? truthorfiction.com
  3. The UN will be empowered and our national sovereignty will be stripped away. International treaties will circumvent the constitution. One example will be the international treaty on small arms that will destroy our second amendment rights.
  4. With the congress against our second amendment rights and Obama against our second amendment rights, who is left to defend them? The Supreme Court, and guess who will get to pick the new judges that will be able to sit on the bench for the rest of their lives.
  5. We will have health care like Europe and where do the rich of Europe go when they need quality health care, America. I personally think there should be healthcare reform but I do not want VDOT-healthcare, much less federal government mandated health care.
  6. The liberals will finally be able to pass their hate-crimes laws and the Bible will in effect become outlawed like it was in Russia. If pastors preach the very words of the Bible condemning sodomy or defining marriage as being between one man and one woman then they will be fined or imprisoned or perhaps they will be assigned to one of Obama’s infrastructure programs that are going to create all these new government jobs. You know if you work for your country your country will work for you. I think I read that somewhere when I was living in the Soviet Union.
  7. There will be no going back from the course the liberals will have set this country on. Their failed social experiment will have come to complete fruition. The flag-burning coke-snorting troop-hating communist-loving generation will have completely destroyed all our freedoms our patriotism, our sovereignty our constitution our churches and our way of life. We might get used to the fact that we will soon convert to the Euro and there will be no borders between Canada the United States and Mexico. Maybe we should do away with money all together and go electronic, it will be easier for the government to monitor and track and it will help Obama collect the higher taxes that are our patriotic duty to pay. Should we substitute the word comrade here for patriot?
  8. I could write many more consequences of voting for the love of money instead of love for country like the fact that socialism destroys wealth. But soon Joe the plumber and I after thorough investigation will be enemies of the state and silenced. I will have good company in prison or on my work crew with the pastors who did not sell their souls to keep their 501(c)3 and the ones who refused to turn in their guns to be melted down. By the way don’t think that you will be able to defend your home from attackers, not only will you be unarmed it will be a crime to defend yourself and your family. Don’t believe me: go live in Sweden. Criminals aren’t bad because there are no absolutes. We have failed the criminals just like we have failed radical Islam. If we could just sit down and talk to them everything would be all right. If you believe that then you might want to study the rise of Hitler.
  9. Also, don’t think that your children are yours any more; they now belong to the state. You believe in proper corporal punishment, you will lose your children if you spank them and maybe even if you tell them that you are against gay marriage. Social workers working for the good of the people may soon come knocking on your door with federal laws to put people in federal prisons. If this isn’t bad enough, the states of America will lose their uniqueness and competitiveness. There will only be one school system and the rest of the states’ rights will be trampled.
  10. But just remember it’s the economy stupid. And if you state a lie that is big enough and say it loud enough and repeat it long enough the people will believe it. The Bolshevik revolution has just begun and history is getting ready to repeat itself. Welcome my friends to 1984. It is too bad the younger generation that is being signed up so eagerly by Acorn doesn’t have a clue what that means. Oh, yeah the liberal schools and universities ”dummed” them down for such a time as this. And if you ever wanted to visit a third world country, just wait a few years it will come to you.
  11. And that whole global warming thing, the solution is to get rid of the babies, and then the cars and the cows and we will soon all be on the metro eating vegetables with zero population growth. But we can always open the borders and pay other people to do our work for us but who is going to pay for social security? After all when we take all Bill Gates’ money away from him to pay for all this, it’s only going to go so far before it runs out.
  12. Welcome to the New World Order, the government is going to take all the money and decide how to spend it and if we obey them we may get an allowance but don’t count on it.
  13. Will governors who cherish our constitution and states’ rights be surgically removed if they refuse to obey UN treatises that will be ratified by our congress and signed into law by the pen of Obama or will they just disappear in the night?
  14. Are these the writings of a right wing conspiracy nut or just an average guy who happened to live in the Soviet Union and Sweden and experienced it first hand? Who knows perhaps we should go and ask Joe? In reality it is big business that wants to shut out guys like Joe, and they have lobbyists with lots of cash. In modern socialism big business and the government shuts down all competition and opportunity for you and me and creates a lower class worker force with rationed healthcare that can save the environment by taking the bus to work. We will all become chattel of the state and big business except for the privileged few and you can bet that the elite media and Hollywood smut masters will not lose their place as they continue to take us to new lows in journalism and entertainment. Our new religion: secular humanism and if you don’t like it then move to the back of the bus. As for me, I am still clinging to my guns and religion and my family and country.
  15. It’s crucial that you get out and vote unless of course your vote has been taken away and given to the union that also has taken your dues and supports the candidate you oppose. Remember your vote counts and there are millions of people that are felons or who do not exist voting against you. Perhaps we should ask Russia to monitor our election to make sure that it is fair and legal, theirs was, wasn’t it?

This could all be true if the American people did not respond with Tea Parties. We must keep up the good work.


Still Reporting,

Correspondent Ben Grace © 2010

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