Dinosaurs
and George Bush
About
18,000 years ago man discovered fire. Because of the low population density, it
took about 7000 years for the fires to melt the ice and end the most recent ice
age. Thus the present global warming trend started. The trend continued
downhill when man began eating and herding cows. The greenhouse gasses from the
cow flatulence greatly contributed to global warming.
How
to explain the previous global warming that ended the previous 4 major ice ages (the Huronian, Cryogenian, Andean-Saharan, and theKaroo) becomes
somewhat of a speculation.
The
most likely culprits, according to Obama’s Czar of the Environmental Protection
Agency, are dinosaur and woolly mammoth flatulence and/or George Bush.
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