Obama Jokes

Obama seems to be alternately the unintentional Gaffe Master and the perpetually offended candidate whenever a spot of humor is jabbed his way. Still, there are plenty of old jokes being updated out there and new ones going around. Columnist Jon Sanders mentioned the first four and the rest are just the tip of the iceberg.

How many Barack Obamas does it take to change a light bulb? Just one. He holds the bulb, thinks the world revolves around him, and calls it change you can believe in.

Why did Barack Obama cross the road? To tax the other side.

A rabbi, a priest, and Barack Obama walked into a bar. The rabbi and priest both said "Ouch." Obama said nothing. See, messiahs don't get hurt walking smack into a bar.

Barack Obama dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates. "So this is heaven," Obama says. "What's it like, health care up here?" St. Peter misunderstands him as saying he'd like Hell and didn't care for it up here, so he shrugs and sends him down there. "Cool," Obama says upon arrival. "It really IS just like Canada's!"

What is Obama's new campaign slogan? "Change... 'cause that's all you'll have left when I'm done."

A taxpayer voting for Obama is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders.