John Edwards goes to the supermarket to buy a National Enquirer and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.
So he says, 'Do you know me?'
To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'
He frantically tries to remember the times he has been unfaithful to his wife and says,
'My God, are you the campaign staffer from my Vice Presidential campaign that I made love to under the desk in my headquarters while my wife was at the doctor's office?
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, 'No, I'm your son's teacher.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
John Edwards: Father of the Year
John Edwards' sexual misconduct presents an irresistible opportunity to retread jokes: