The Stiles Section

It's Friday, August 2, 2024. This week the president of the United States threatened to murder a political rival while his chosen successor considers whether a Jewish running mate would alienate the party's base. Meanwhile, a bunch of washed up celebrities and mentally deranged internet users organized a series of "whites only" fundraising calls to support the party ticket.   Ladies and gentlemen, the Democrats!   When Joe Biden, who is nominally still the president, introduced a blatantly unconstitutional plan to radically transform the Supreme Court, House Speaker Mike Johnson (R., La.) called it "dead on arrival." Biden, who is significantly older than 12, responded by calling Johnson "dead on arrival." Good one!    Remember three weeks ago when former president Donald Trump was almost assassinated? The mainstream media briefly pretended to care about the use of "violent rhetoric" to attack political opponents. Biden was still alive back then and running for reelection. He gave a speech urging Americans to "lower the temperature in our politics." Feels like three years ago.   Kamala Harris is running for president now. Journalists and other liberals are over the moon. Harris supporters are so excited they decided to bring back racial and gender segregation. "White Women for Kamala" and "White Dudes for Harris" were two of the largest (and most annoying) Zoom calls in history, involving hundreds of thousands of sad liberals flagellating themselves.   "We are here because BIPOC [Black, Indigenous, People of Color] women have tapped us in to stand up and get involved this election season," said the obnoxious white female TikTok personality Arielle Fodor. "As White women, we need to use our privilege to make positive changes. If you find yourself talking over or speaking for BIPOC individuals or, God forbid, correcting them, just take a beat, and instead we can put our listening ears on."