Friday, July 19, 2024
The Stiles Section
The case for banning bicycles in America got even stronger this week. Reports indicate that Thomas Matthew Crooks, the failed assassin who tried to kill Trump, used a bicycle to scout out the location before crawling on a nearby rooftop and opening fire. That means the 2024 election is the first in U.S. history featuring two candidates who have almost died in bicycle-involved incidents. BAN. THEM. ALL. NOW.