The Stiles Section

The case for banning bicycles in America got even stronger this week. Reports indicate that Thomas Matthew Crooks, the failed assassin who tried to kill Trump, used a bicycle to scout out the location before crawling on a nearby rooftop and opening fire. That means the 2024 election is the first in U.S. history featuring two candidates who have almost died in bicycle-involved incidents. BAN. THEM. ALL. NOW.