In the News:
While most Americans slept, a race of alien lizard people has secretly taken over the American government and has assumed the appearances of our elected officials.
One of the many purposes of the invasion is to abduct us with a national health care system and to perform experiments on us all. This is the alien abduction we have all feared.
Speaking out with a forked tongue, the ” President” said, “This is a false report, it is just another one of those right wing conspiracy theories.”
The only known viable weapon against these evil l lizard creatures is the election process.
However, they can be crippled by public opinion and by attacks on their ego and vanity.
They are known to hate truth and light and often work secretly in the dark.
These creatures are herd type animals and almost never act alone because of fear.
So far, a group of people calling themselves Tea Party Patriots has managed to not fall asleep and plans to take back the country.
People of America: while there is still time, take to the streets and fight for what is left of your country.
Never give up, never surrender.
Stay tuned for the victory.
This just in: It has been reported that these creatures run away and hide when confronted with the constitution.
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