In the News:
In the biggest movement in American history, school children across the country are singing praises to Obama.
In a speech delivered to these young pioneers, Obama stated that, “the single greatest threat to our nation is not terrorism but individualism.”
“Individualism is destroying our nation. Small business and independent thinking and entrepreneurism are the true enemies of the Father State and the collectivism that is necessary to re-educate our citizens.”
“Bureaucrats and un-elected officials are the key to building a true utopian society”.
Pelosi concurred with President Obama’s speech and said, “Basically, people are too stupid to think for themselves, so we are going to do it for them, whether they like it or not.”
“As long as we provide the social programs and health care, they will continue to watch TV and give us all their money. It’s simple, we promise them stuff. We then take their money and buy them stuff, and in return they let us control their lives.”
President Obama, asked whether the Constitution supported his new polices, answered by stating that the Constitution is a living document. Unfortunately, for most Americans, it just died.
In other news, our missile defense program has been dismantled.
And even though America will retain some of its nuclear arsenal, President Obama has declared that for the greater good and world peace these weapons will be placed under UN control.
Members of the UN Security Council held a celebration to commemorate America’s role in disarmament and its surrendering of its sovereignty.
Members in attendance included Gaddafi, Chavez, Ahmadinejad, as well as other assorted dictators, butchers and madmen.
When asked if this was in step with State Department Document 7277 http://www.shopjbs.org/index.php/freedom-from-war-7277-booklet.html , Obama said, “I won the election, I am the President, I want to talk.”
“Only people who watch Fox News would believe such a document exists. These people who watch Fox News are enemies of the State and must be silenced.”
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