In the News:
In economic news today: The Chinese government has declared a total loss of confidence in the American economy and has demanded immediate payment of American debt.
The treasury department has gone into mass production of new money. Paper supplies are running out and a new government program of logging and paper production has just begun.
Entire forests are expected to be cut down.
Obama said, “On the bright side we have created more government jobs.”
Retired oil tankers are being cleaned and retrofitted to transport all this new money to China.
In other news, milk has just passed the 200 dollar a gallon mark and is expected to double before the end of the month.
Greenspan said, “This is the end of money as we know it.”
In this time of national emergency, Obama is expected to unveil his plan for a cashless society.
On the lighter side: We have a M&M President, Muslim & Marxist, of the red variety of course.
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