A coward dies a thousand deaths. A brave man dies but once.
In the News:
President Obama today declared that he is the Illuminati capstone to the pyramid on the back of the one dollar bill and is now the supreme ruler of everything. White House staff released an early view of the new grand Obama Seal, again. The Build a Burgers, a group of hamburger eating fat rich bankers that secretly control the whole world have said, “Yes, this is why Soros picked him to be president”. The Trilateral Commission for One World Government commented by saying,” We don’t care how we get there. Like Pelosi, we just want to control the whole world.” Obama seemed very pleased with himself. And as usual, spoke for hours. It was unclear if he actually said anything.
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs said, “It is now not permitted to tell political jokes.” One White House correspondent responded by saying, “It is ok, I will tell them to you twice and very slowly.” We are still not sure whether he got it or not.
In a spirit of totalitarianism, black helicopters have been dispatched to neutralize anyone with satirical humor directed at the present regime.
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