The last voice of the free world, reporting to you from deep within a cave somewhere in the Shenandoah Mountains.
In the News:
The secret Service has beefed up security on Speaker Pelosi today after word leaked that she is allergic to some liquids.
It has been reported that if she gets wet, she will melt.
In other news: a small girl named Dorothy while on the congressional tour is reported to have lost a small dog that answers to the name Toto.
Still Reporting,
Correspondent Ben Grace © 2010
This news service is provided entirely as satire.
“Dark times call for dark humor”
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