Thursday, March 18, 2010

Liberty Cave Radio: Emergency Transmission


The last voice of the free world, reporting to you from deep within a cave somewhere in the Shenandoah Mountains.

Emergency Transmission

In the News:

Millions of illegal aliens have crossed the border into America. The Administration has stated that it is impossible to close the boarder. However, the Soviet Union encompassed 11 time zones and was one –sixth the land mass of the world and they had closed boarders.

So now in a new effort to curb illegal immigration; all legal American citizens will be rounded up and finger printed and bio-metrically violated and given a National ID Card.

Plans are under way with Oracle to produce 300,000,000 implantable micro chips to inject in every American citizen identical to the one the CEO of Oracle already has implanted in his right hand.

An important note here is that in Biblical times the hand was the area from the elbow down.

Most government leaders believe that the American people will not tolerate this violation of their freedom and have agreed that the only way to make this scenario possible would be to have a nationalized health care plan in place.

To make this possible, Satan himself has temporarily left Obama and has taken up residency in Speaker Pelosi.

The vote, or should we say non vote-vote, will take place on Sunday when most people are home with their families.

Contact your local Tea Party for further details and take to the streets.


Still Reporting,

Correspondent Ben Grace © 2010

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