In the News:
Obama’s Czar of religion has declared that due to the hate crimes bill recently passed and signed into law, all Bibles will be confiscated and burned in public rallies designed to praise our new leader.
Because it is now a crime to state that homosexuality is a sin, new State Bibles will be printed with all references to sodomy and Sodom and Gomorrah removed, as well as references to marriage, sin, God and judgment.
Obama has declared that his vision is not to shut down all churches, and that churches that comply with these new guidelines will continue to be able to operate and keep their 501(C)(3).
These new churches will be patterned after Chinese churches and will be called Obama State Churches.
All pastors that will not comply with these new rules are expected to be rounded up shortly.
The President was quoted as saying, “Now, we are no longer a Christian nation.”
In a related story:
Many small rugs for prayer have been placed in the Oval office on top of the Presidential Seal facing eastward towards the oil fields of Saudi Arabia.
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